Borat´s dream https://blog.dnevnik.hr/theministryofinformation
srijeda, 07.02.2007.
THE KKK
It was time to find out something about the africanamerican culture in US of A.
So the ministry of information sent me to find the greatest rap bend ever the Ku Klax Klan. . . . . .
First I need to get from New York to Florida.
I traveld by something called the train. We dont have them in Khazastan...... it is a big machine resembling the mans pride.
I had trouble entring the penus like machine afraid my anus will be broken. AGAIN.
When I finaly enter I went to a small rom it had beds.
First I was alone but then later some people came in my rom and it was like in Khazastan all over again.
Us six in a small rom. I could not belive meybe US of A isnt that great after all.
But the most worrying thing is that the man siting next to me was a rabin. I was werry scared, holding on to my money and my belongings I kept the rabin at bay by puting laxatives to his tea when he wasent loking. Borat was free once more.
I came to Florida and out searching for the Ku Klax Klan.
When I asked people laughed and some even said the dont exist, so I go over to the black people they must know.
So I went over to something called the geto to ask where I can find the legendery Ku Klax Klan.
It was late at night and there was no one at the streats exept some peeoples on the parking listining to loud music and drinking. I went over.
Yekshemesh. Cen you tell me where I can find the Ku Klax Klan?
Next thing I remember I woke up in dumpster naked.
But then as a stroke of luck a white hooded man with a sign of KKK pick me up.
Gave me close and feed me.
Then Borat introduce to the man and again all goes black and I wake up tied up.
I was in a big room and there was a bunch of men in white hoods yellin death to forigners and then I sceram death to jews.
But then they got pissed then I realized the KKK are jews.
But then the police enterd and bet up the jews a was wery happy.
I have ben held hostage by the KKK jews for 4 deys and survive so The grat country of Kahazastan gave me medal FOR SURVIVING SUFERING CAUSED BY JEWS.
So ends my report on the KKK.
Stey tune for the nexk time I go find something called the NAZI SKINHEAD or BONEHEADS
ponedjeljak, 29.01.2007.
Women like Borat
I went to meat the prostitute I meet on the internet. NICE.
We went to the hotel with meny naked women. Borat very happy.
So she and I did hopala bong bong on bed. I like sex, its nice.
Then I wake up in street with no pants on. Then police men find me and tok me to the police station.
They seid I been robed. Yekshemesh. So I tll on prostitute now she in jail and I have my pants back.
2 days late my Borat starts to sting. I got sifilis for the 16-th time. Borat good with ladies. But since in the US of America its not legal to have sifilis I went to doktor. He gave me an injection I ass, now I thing I have AIDS. I got AIDS my neibghor cant get.
SUCKSES.
Happy news my sister now number one prostitute in whole Khazastan.
In my next report I go find the greatest RAP group ever.
The KU KLAX KLAN.
Yekshemsh.
Uzbekis deserve to rot with jews.
četvrtak, 25.01.2007.
Good Day
The ministry of information asked me to find something called internet. Soposedly its a form of a magic box that alows people all ower the world to comunicate. Yekshemesh.
I had trouble finding this internet.
But finaly in one Manahatan cofe shop.
Some people explained me not to open blog here on blog.hr, maybe they saw my movie, but i open here anyway. I´ll put a picture on internet as soon as I develop them.
In meentime I´ll get familiar with a great American culture. Rock & Roll. Yeah baby.
One man explaind to me if Ramones. He talks and talks, and I ask when they play music, and he says they don´t play anymore, they dead. I look at the man. How can you listen to someone who´s dead. Then he got pissed and went away. I like his jacket, manly full of metal spikes. I want wan ministry wont give, so I bow to they´r infinitve wisdom.
America great contry. When the many cars stop, on the place where 2 roads cross, ewery one fighting and calling names. Lot´s of fun.
By the way today the great country of Khazastan got its first car with a internal coumbustion engine.
Everyone here in US of America sey there are more trops of to Iraq. I saw the TV fotage of the soldiers, there all blac and hisapnians. Some guy seid its Americas new population plicy. What ever that ment.
Internet great thing. I can read, write, look movie and even find whore. Its an Americans gift to the world.
Exuse me.
I have a date with a prostitue.
Yekshemesh.
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The ministry of information of grat country of Khazastan asked me to open a web log on something called the internet.
So our great wisdom gained by my trip to US of America can be shared to the world.
I like sex. Its nice.